Okay....So I had too. Have you guys heard of Weheartit.com ? Cause Im LEGIT addicted. I dont even stay up on facebook anymore.. Im just on that website were there is photography for absolutely everything. Its amazing.
They have these little tidbits of advice for "Bros" (as in guys.) And they are actually cute. So Im just going to read off a few cause I find them a little humorous and they could be quite helpful for some of the clueless guys out there. They're called BroTips. And for us girls, they made HoeTips, lmao check it out? Go for it. WARNING: Possibility of explicit content.
Here are my favorites :)
Brotip #23: Live everyday like your Glenn Coco. <3 - FAVORITE. From my all time favorite movie.
Brotip #116: "Good morning texts" are legit. Surprise her with one every so often; I promise she loves it.
Brotip #67: Chicks go crazy for beastly hugs. That one armed shit makes you look like a little bitch.
Brotip #102: Dont judge people by their music.
Brotip #1: There is a 99.9999 % chance you are awesome, act like it.
Brotip #12: Expect to meet your soulmate everytime you walk through the door. One day you will.
Brotip #7: Chicks love smiley faces. :)
Brotip #6: If you dont stand by your standards, you dont have any.
Brotip #305: If you cant win an argument, correct their grammar instead.
Brotip #122: She wants to talk to you as badly as you want to talk to her, shes waiting for you text bro.
Brotip #19: Who is your best friend of the same gender? Would you bang this person? No? Great, now you finally understand the friend zone. Move the fuck on.
Brotip #143: Be outgoing. No one is looking for someone who's only traits are "shy" or "sad" .
Brotip #195: The more you say "I love you" and the more people you say it too, the less it means. Respect that shit bro.
Brotip #197: If your old enough to vote, your to old to wear Abercrombie. At least switch to Hollister.
Brotip #202: Dont believe everything you hear. Theres NO WAY its always their last piece of gum, come on now.
Brotip #225: Treat everything you do as if there is no fucking way you can fail.
Brotip #224: No matter how hard you work, always party harder.
Brotip #127: Dont live like today is your last day, thats dumb cause then you'd be like, crying. Live like its today and today is AWESOME!
Brotip #206: Just fuckin' read more books.
Brotip #309: Chicks love musicians. They really do.
Brotip #104: Girls dont like "jerks". Theres alot more to the guys they date than that label. They like rad guys. And thats okay cause your rad.
Brotip #43: Stop dating your Bro's exes. If you want their aftertaste that badly, you can just blow them and get it fresh from the source.
Brotip #205: Life will let you down. People will let you down. But food? Food will never let you down.
Brotip #32: Dont be "that guy".
Brotip #228: Regret is way worse than rejection.
Brotip #165: Life is freaking awesome but not if your too afraid to enjoy it.
Brotip #207: There isnt an argument that isnt won with a great timed "cool story bro" (:
Brotip #194: Its okay to have an opinion but you dont have to be a dick about it.
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